82 YO Martha Stewart is thirst trapping

She looks amazing and wants us to see it!

Those boobs are three feet down from where they started

And those talons, I mean, hands…!

She hasn’t publicly dated in decades tho, has she?

She will soon be marketing her blue-hen egg lube

She does look great. I might hit that if drunk and stoned.

R3 no and good for her. The smarter celebs try keeping anyone they’re dating or fucking a secret.

Looks like she trimmed down a lot. That potbelly she had! Seems to have it under control.

82 yo Martha Stewart has an amazing new filter and she wants us to see it.

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To her credit, she's rebounded well from her stint in the Big House, but...no one wants to see Martha in her knickers anymore than they want to see Ina Garten. At least Ina is a charming old yenta while Martha is just a crazy old bat.

R9 Something about Martha seems so timeless yet contemporary. It’s like she never played out.

Martha has been sipping at the font of eternal youth....

R11 she must be. She claims to have never had work done

r12, one look at that Sports Illustrated spread she did, puts THAT to rest.

Her and Madge should do a centerfold ... full eagle ... showing their granny clams.

Another LOL-Spit Take, granny clams. Thanks r14.

All I know is that Martha is living the life. She has her gorgeous farm, with full staff to do things like change her sheets daily (imagine how many sheets and shit Martha has), she doesn't seem disconnected from reality, but is living it up in her semi-retirement. I love the old gal.

OP, is that Martha Stewart??? Doesn't look like her.

IF that is actually Martha Stewart, that face is botoxed to hell and back and she has lip fillers. “No work done” my hairy ass!

That's pretty damn aspirational.

Maybe I meant inspirational

I like her, but she should know better. This is GOOP level thirsty and dumb. Maybe dementia is kicking in?

All that money poured into fixing her facial sags, and she ends up looking like Phyllis Diller.

Those tits look like tennis balls in a pair of pantyhose. Honey, at your age more fabric is your friend.

She looks like an old whore. There is nothing "beautiful" about her unless you're commenting on the face filter she has going on.

Sure, she looks okay for an old lady, but it's repulsive that someone who's had so many accolades, so much fame, so much money, has been coddled by so many yes-men and handlers that she's mistreated over the years....and yet, she's posting thirst traps like an 18 year old. Laud her all you want but she looks like a fool and acts like one too.

What is it about old rich and/or famous women who get so unhinged when they get older?!

If she hurries, Renee Zelwegger could win another Oscar.

I prefer to be addressed as “Cover Girl Martha Stewart”.

If that's an 82yo face, I wonder what her 82yo pussy looks like. Has she been as kind to it? Or is it drier than the soil in Death Valley?

R31 I’ll bet Snoop Dogg knows…

R 19 is right. That is not her. Compare pic with one on magazine cover. Look closely at eyes and nose . It is not her. This must be authenticated ,

Sure doesn’t look like her in the OP post. The SI pics were ok- photoshopped to death. She looks good for an 82 year old broad but I wouldn’t get carried away.

She's the last person who needs a career boost. Leave these antics to those who do.

Martha Helen Kostyra...anything to hide the Polak background in Nutley NJ.

A lady in the streets but a freak in the sheets.

You do you, Martha.

She's a total slut whore. I love her!

[quote]She hasn’t publicly dated in decades tho, has she?

Well, not publicly.

Brendad must be SEETHING!

“Granny Clams” is the funniest thing I’ve seen on here in a long time. Thank you! Not sure how I’ll be able to work that into conversation though

r41, how about this:

It used to be you could see a woman's real age in her lobster claws, but now, with sunscreen and Retin-A, you really need to see the wear and tear on the Granny Clam.

I think it is a smooth conversational transition.

I thought part of getting old is NGAF about crap like this. Why? It's kinda pathetic when people out of their 20s do it.

In the Op's photo of Martha, she's pretty but quite unrecognizable. Just like when Jan Fonda finally went too far and though she looked great she no longer looked like herself.

Wait until she starts presenting hole!