Chris Messina - so hot and so tiny.

I can't stand that guy. I once had a dream that there were two Chris Messinas.

Here, this was my Two Chris Messinas dream:

[quote] tDate: May 11, 2015 at 10:57 PM - This tiny toddler sized orange Jennifer Aniston had this normal sized woman who played her on tv and in her marriage. At work, she was some kind of talking head on a news or talk show and she had this baby sized cutout in the big table, which was ringed with rubber. The woman who played her on tv & the rest of the panelists sat in chairs at the rim of the table as people usually do. The little one would speak and gesticulate but the camera would be on the normal sized one who would attempt to lip sync to the little one's words and ape her movements. There were a series of mirrors setup so that it appeared on camera as though the woman who played her was right next to another panelist at the table, completely cutting tiny Jennifer Aniston out of the visual reality. I forget how this worked with her husband, who suspected something was awry, but wasn't sure quite what it was. He was played by that actor I hate with the unmemorable name & face, Chris Messina. There was some sort of urgent apocalyptic threat of dual realities slamming into one another & destroying the fabric of time, which led to all sorts of hijinks crafted to keep both Chris Messinas from finding out their wives were dwarves, & the earth was loose on its axis so everybody kept sliding across rooms & there were heavily armed mercenaries to dodge.

I find him very "cutesy" and annoying. He's a bit like Jimmy Kimmel.

I'd suck his cock, but I wouldn't let him stay the night

Well, he's no Chris Dattola

He's very cute. I am 6¨3". I have had every height for lovers. Height really makes no difference to me. Except when dancing.

R8 Dattola is quite pretty, but lacks the virility and sexiness of Messina.

I want to see his hairy hole and thick dick.

I remember from [italic] The Mindy Project [/italic] he has really nice feet too.

I would sniff his hairy hole and then see where it leads me

He seems like the type who would fuck you like a rabbit, then cum too soon.

nudity from 'Digging for Fire'

He was very sexy in Sharp Objects.

Yeah but that fucking vocal fry he used in it was a boner killer.