Fitness Hottie Hayden Greene

He's a bit of a butterface, but that body!

Smoking hot.

Hayden has the cutest shy smile.

I'm sure he does just fine with that face.

Though his body looked better when it was less muscled/developed. And he looks14 years old. It's a 'great' body, but it's a bit much.

Roids. Soooo many steroids. No one in bodybuilding competitions isn't on gear. His balls are probably the size of marbles.

Nothing wrong with his face, he real pretty I reckon

That body, though...

Until he opens his mouth.

^ he needs to speak slower and not so much slang

^ however, I doubt he will ever be refined....

Me too, R10.

He has such a sweet face.

Given that he has an amazingly perfect body, his face offsets the body by making him look very approachable and kind.

And not douchey, like most other fitness "bros."

How can anyone not fall in love with Hayden?

Very cute face and great body. I’m not crazy about the hair, but it’s a small flaw in an otherwise great package.

He's not one of *those* Greenes, I hope!

what's going on with his boyf's hair?

[quote] what's going on with his boyf's hair?

R16 Google "TikTok boy haircut." It's a thing.

I suspect in 10-15 years, it'll be regarded in the way 1980s crunchy bangs and mullets came to be regarded by the 90s.

Hayden starts crying when talking about running.

Rofl!!

He seems like he’s still a virgin.

Has the face of Eliot Page and the body he could only dream of having.

[quote] He seems like he’s still a virgin.

I'd love to help him out with that!

Hayden went from 110 pounds to 175 pounds, but I really don't see it.

Do you?

"Should men wear crop tops?"

I vote YES!

Hayden coming out...... of the swimming pool.

What's Hayden doing in Greece?

How does this kid travel all over the world?

Is he a paid whore?

[quote]What's Hayden doing in Greece?

Sipping champagne on a yacht?

Did he get a nose job? It looks different at R26.

Omg he actually has a girlfriend.

And she's quite frumpy!

But he's from Ohio, so I guess that's the norm.

Hayden Vlogs his trip to New York.

I could watch him all day. *swoon*

I saw his pictures on his Instagram page I approve of his bathroom wall decor and towels. They're well coordinated and appear to be inexpensive.

Is "fitness model" the new term for whore?

Don;'t worry: it's not his face I'm after.

He seems like such a sweetheart.

Very innocent and naive.

I had to laugh when he says in his video "I love you guys!"

Little does he know that the majority of his "fans" are only there because they're lusting after him.

And that includes the "straight" muscle fitness guys too.

[quote] Little does he know that the majority of his "fans" are only there because they're lusting after him.

[italic]Now[/italic] who's being naive?

He looks like a male porn whore who asked the plastic surgeon to cut him to look as much like Ariana Grande as possible.

[quote] Is "fitness model" the new term for whore?

Not new but yes

Faboo body, but the face is a little on the girly side.

His face is sweet.

Like an innocent little angel.

r44 Lol. Odd looking kid. That's part of his appeal I guess.

What is it? Man or woman or manwoman?

R22 you don’t see how much wider he is? His neck? Arms?

Why does he look like he's on the verge of tears in every photo?

Boy better get it now while he can. He'll be one butt ugly man in 10 years. 🤣

[quote] Why does he look like he's on the verge of tears in every photo?

r49 It makes me wanna bite the back of his ear whole I console him.

^ "while" not "whole", as if any of you care.

We should be able to edit our posts.

I wonder if he'd ever go gay for pay?

He doesn't really seem the type.

He's too nice.

r53 Oh, I thought y'all were talking about a prostitute to begin with. Influence my dick. Like I give a fuck about anything with this guy other than his ass.

Hayden went on a 24 hour fast!

How does he survive??

He barely has any body fat as it is.

Stop bumping the thread until he starts showing hole.

Did he go commando under his robe?

[quote] He graduated.

r57 I still say he's a rather ugly kid.