Give "Flintstone" Names To Current Celebrities?

On The Flintstones they had such cool names as "Stony Curtis" (Tony Curtis), "Gina Loadabricks" (Gina Lollobrigida), Perry Masonary and Mr Brontoburger, (Perry Mason and Hamilton Berger).

So the challenge is to take current celebrities like Justin Timberlake and Joe Jonas and Justin Bieber and turn them into something the Flintstones could use.

Nick Stoneass. We know he has one.

Lazy OP must want us to write her next Yahoo News article for her.

Why don't you go first?

OP, you have way too much free time on your hands.

Justone Bieber (or Timberlake)

Jurassake Gyllenhaal and his sister Mesozaggie

Kim 'Box of Rocks' Kardashian

[quote]Sylvester Stalstone

Sylvester Stalactite

Shaley Winters (I know, not current)

[quote]Justone Bieber (or Timberlake)

Justone Bartha

Justone Theroux (and his rocks)

Kerry Washingstone

Stone Phillips, oh wait his name is already Flintstonian.

r13

Apparently you're too stupid to figure one out. Why don't you just go to a chemsex party and fuck professional AIDS victim Danny Pintauro.

Quarry Feldman (Corey Feldman)

Justin Timberslate

Rockdonna (Madonna)

Arnold Quwatzenegger

I thought "Rosetta Stone," the original name for Halle Berry's character in the movie reboot, was brilliant. Hated when they dumbed it down to "Sharon Stone."

Penny Pebble

Whoopi Goldrock

Paula Poundrock

Neil Patrick HarryNeanderthal

We need to come up with names for

Charlie Sheen

Ben Affleck

Matt Damon

Leonardo DiCaprio

Jodi Forester

Barbara Streisand

Comedian Paula Poundrocks

Charlie Sheen = Chalky Sheen

Ben Affleck = Ben Agate

Matt Damon = Matt Diamond

Leonardo DiCaprio = Leonardo di Capricoal

Jodi Foster = Jodi Fossil

Barbra Streisand = Barbra Sandstone

r59

OK dude, you are just way too good at this. Way too good.

Sara Jurassic Parkrock Matthew Broderock

Dolph Loincloth (Dolph Lundgren)

Belinda Carnivore (Belinda Carlisle)

John Bon Fire (John Bon Jovi)

Rocky Dangerfield (Rodney Dangerfield)

Wheel Wheaton (Wil Wheaton)

Nicolas Cave (Nicolas Cage)

Christian Slate (Christian Slater)

Gary Coal (Gary Cole)

Charles Bronto (Charles Bronson)

Dirt Benedict (Dirk Benedict)

Martin Mudd (Martin Mull)

Axe Rose (Axel Rose)

Taye Dig (Taye Diggs)

Timothy Dacktal (Timothy Dalton)

Clay Aiken (Clay Aiken)

Scott Wolf (Scott Wolf)

Julian Sands (Julian Sands)

George Clay Knee (George Clooney)

Robert Sabertooth (Robert Mantooth)

Billy Crystal (Billy Crystal)

Gary Coalman (Gary Coleman)

Lava Flo Rida (Flo Rida)

Dennis Grasshopper (Dennis Grass)

John Thaw (John Thaw)

My favorite original Hollyrock star names are Cary Granite and Stony Curtis.

I hated when the writers would take the easy way out with names like "Jimmy O'Nealstone."

So the Bedrock phone book would start off looking something like this=

Clay Aiken

Tori Amoss

Jennifern Anistone

Judd Apatosaurus

Igneous Azalia

Stoney Balboa

Tyrannosaurus Banks

Justone Bartha

Angela Basalt

Dirt Benedict

Justone Bieber

John Bon Fire

Matthew Broderock

Charles Bronto

Leonard Di Capricoal

Belinda Carnivore

Nicholas Cave

Dick Cavern

George Clay Knee

Gorge Clooney

Glacier Close

Gary Coal

Steven Coal Bear

Gary Coalman

Benedict Corundumbatch

Billy Crystal

Carn Culkin

Stoney Curtis

Marbley Cyrus

r61

LOL you are correct on this

Alec, Daniel, Billy and Stephen Boulder

Timothee Shalemalet