Help! I have developed a hot for tiny Ben Shapiro.

I can't help myself by furiously masturbating to tiny Ben Shapiro. OMG! He is so cute and small. Just the thought of my big cock getting into Ben tiny body has made me spilling precum. He is so tiny I can hold him up like how men in straight porn do.

Today, at the train station, I saw a tiny man with a white kippah. My heart skipped a beat. I finally got to see my tiny Ben. Just when I thought how I was going to introduce myself, I took a closer look. Turn out he is just a bold man with his bold head reflecting the train station light.

Disappointed, I went on YouTube and I found a video of Ben Shapiro singing WAP! That voice is heavenly. Yeah, I would love to fuck his wet ass p-word. I really want to destroy him like how he destroys feminist with logic.

Ben, if you are watching this. Just know that, I love you. You are one fine sexy beast!

I say “Oh, dear” to all of this, but particularly this part:

[quote] Turn out he is just a bold man with his bold head reflecting the train station light.

You'd fall in love with the guy who manages the self-checkout at my supermarket, this cute little Orthodox fellow who wears a yarmulke. He's so fucking cute, I think of sucking his dick every time I see him.

Melania is writing her lust manifesto? Is this a parody on that the obsession about that Big Brothers guy?

I have developed a hot for you too, dear.

We’ve all fallen in love with a whore.

Oh....my baby Ben Shapiro is so small. I want to hold him up and then fuck him like a bitch......mmmmm.....my dick is so hard just thinking about it.

Have you heard his voice? That'll dry mama's mussy and his wife's too

R9 he must feel humiliated when he moans like a little bitch while getting fucked

I wouldn't piss on him if he was on fire.

Who's Ben Shapiro? That's a pretty common name.

She's a sad, needledicked mess

Thought this was funny...

Maybe you could arrange a three-way with Baked Alaska.

I want a three-way with Baked Alaska and Q-Shaman.

I have standards, but no principles.

Did you know baked Alaska can be made locally?

Fun fact: Ben used to run around telling people he is 5 feet 9, but the fact is he is a 5 feet 4 tiny man. He doesn't do it now that he realised it drew even more mockery.

OP, does your health insurance cover mental health issues?

R19 Yes it does. And it also treat my erection by providing me with a tiny Ben with jockstrap and an ass that was already injected with lubricant. I can simply take off my pants and fuck him.

A song for Ben and his tiny faced, big headed friend Charlie Kirk.

and also relevant to those two

He's cute, OP. Not sure about the voice, though

R21 I think baby Ben has surgery to reduce his boobies

R8 Is that you on the left?

Did you ask him to hunker down for some reason?

It's sunny today so I'll wear a straw hot on my bold head.

^ He also has some weird habits...