Jack Harlow is the heartthrob we deserve after a global pandemic kept us inside for the better part of two years. Who else is there? Nobody wants to sleep in Johnny Depp's bed after Amber Heard dropped a grumpy on it, and even Angelina Jolie is tired of Brad Pitt. Harlow, on the other hand, is a breath of fresh air. "I love women and dating is good," he told GQ in October 2021. "It's funny, the bigger you get, the more opportunities you have. But, ironically enough, you close up a little as the stakes are higher. So, a girl I would have invited back to my hotel three years ago, I wouldn't do it now."

And, if the hitmaker did invite a lucky lady back to his hotel, there's a good chance we'd never hear about it. "First name, last name, date of birth (date of birth), make a bad b***h sign paperwork (oh, yeah), once the ink dries, can't say a word," Harlow quipped about making any potential lovers sign a non-disclosure agreement on his track "21C/Delta." Harlow wasn't just dropping bars; he was dropping facts. He told GQ, "I present [the NDA], like, 'Hey, listen, if you don't want to sign this you don't have to ... but this is what needs to happen for us to be able to hang out. I just want us to hang out; I don't want this to be a thing on the internet.'"