On the November 3 episode of "The Joe Rogan Experience," the podcast host boasted that being insanely flexible afforded him a unique ability. "I could s*** my own d*** if I wanted to," he told guests Mark Normand, Shane Gillis, and Ari Shaffir on his ability to apparently perform self fellatio. The guests were flabbergasted by the statement. "I'm super flexible. I've never done it — but I've put it around my face just to know I could do it," Rogan clarified (via the New York Post). One guest asked Rogan why, if he had the ability, had he never performed the act. "You still have a d*** in your mouth — you can't enjoy it!" he responded. Okay then!?

Rogan certainly is not stretching the truth about being "super flexible." In April, he posted a post-workout snap of himself to Instagram. His shirt was soaked with sweat as he did the splits while holding his camera. "I identify as limber," the stand-up comic wrote, as seen above.

Over the years, Rogan has shared several eye-raising health tips. He has discussed the perceived health benefits of drinking one's own urine on multiple occasions. "I'm about to drink my own pee on the radio with no name," he tweeted in 2009. We ... are at a loss.