Johnny Knoxville Files For Divorce From Second Wife

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Maybe it's the brain damage.

Maybe it's Maybelline.

He’s still hot, I like the grey hair.

He losing his looks fast.

Looks a lot better after losing the hair dye. Leaning into "crazy grampa" is his last shot.

Imagine being an idiot and then suffering brain damage.

He was and is paid handsomely for it. Jackass stuff is exceedingly cheap to produce, it's all profit (and brain damage). Lots of dicks though, who's complaining??

Have we ever seen his dick?

He has told stories that he damaged it several times. It might not even work anymore.

Which one of them stapled their balls to their leg?

Steve-O, that was the highlight of his solo stage act.

He looks haggard now. He looks like he hasn’t eaten or slept in a week.

He aged badly, Steve O looks much better these days, it's funny Steve O was butt ugly back then but has become "attractive" when growing old.

broke his dick, had to have a catheter for three years

His wife looks like an intelligent, mature woman. This surprises me.

Also, the fake teeth on Johnny and Steve-O are very, very white and very, very fake.

This is the last woman in the world I would imagine him with. She looks so suburban and normal--like Amy Dickinson from the "Ask Amy" column.

Steve-O got a tattoo of a man fucking a baby (left upper arm). He later changed the baby into a large bird. Said he was drunk, but IDGAF.

He used to smoke ketamine and inhale nitrous and tunnel through the wall into his neighbor's apartment.