Justin Bieber is MARRIED to Hailey Baldwin

It means Shawn Mendes isn't.

I give it less than 6 months. Feeling generous today.

he's fucking hideous. the bar for white men is so low.

Does anyone actually cares at this point? He's fug now

Damn, that boy has aged rapidly! He already looks to be in his mid 40s.

[quote] the bar for white men is so low.

He’s white?

[quote]This means hes str8 :(

Oh, my sides.

Gosh the PR teams of each of them must be thrilled.

He is straight. Seriously they would draw the engagement out if it were a bearding thing.

I was going to ask when the countdown started for how long it will last but I see that it has already started

How long are we giving this? A year? Less? The worst part will be the breakup announcement. We still love each other deeply and continue to be best friends blah blah blah.

Justin nearly died a few years ago from drugs, but he's turned his life around and found love. Let's celebrate that!

Love is this one thing r15, rushing into marriage when you’re an immature twat is entirely another thing.

Are they married? Some sites report they just got the license.

What does Alec have to say about this?

It hasn't been even a trimester since she was hanging out with Shawn. This means that she was consciously playing his beard, and that Justin was in on the act.

R10 It's a good first marriage for any gal. Hope she didn't sign a prenup

They will be together 60 years just like the olden days.

I’m not R3.

I give it less than 3 months.

She opens beer bottles with her (fake? gold?) molar teeth. Nifty party trick. I bet Bieber was very impressed - that clinched the deal.

R17 Alec sent his love to the rude little pig.

[quote]The hets can have him.

Seriously, why the fuck does anybody care about him? Who are these people pretending he is hot? The straights can definitely have him, I don't want him on my team.

R23 I just heard that they're working on the annulment

R27 but they would have to actually be married for an annulment.

Justin and Hailey: Whose Bieberhausen will get more action?

I hope their marriage lasts just to put you people to shame. You see people in a rag or on the internet and think you know them to be making all these pronouncements. We don't know them......Give this couple a break

R30 is Justin or a friend.

How long does she have to stay married to collect community property and alimony?

That's how long I give it.

What the fuck happened to his face

The bitch must be pregnant.

It was a nice day for a white wedding.

Is Hailey not a pro beard? Can you really go from bearding Mendez to marrying another rumored-gay without it being bearding?

Justin Bieber is SO 2005.

This is what passes for a model these days. Sad.

R10, she’s thrilled she found a sympathizer.

I bet Shawn Mendes is heartbroken. I'm sure he thought that he's marry Hailey and have kids. They had a tender and respectful sex life together, too.

She's not Alec's daughter...his niece.

She always looks so joyless, fake and mirthless. He's just a trashy fucktwat but her? And she looks like a 36 year old socialite.

He's 24 so three years left. I'd pop out a baby quick to cement getting the whole estate.

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Ya’ll know she’s letting him bust sooo many nuts in her. Collect the cum......Collect the bag girl.

He looks like.young Gary Busey.

If Justin Bieber married Justin Timberlake, he'd have to change the initials on his luggage.

He is about to walk down the aisle with fiance Hailey Baldwin.

But Justin Bieber has yet to sign a prenuptial agreement with the model according to a source speaking to The Sun on Friday.

They didn’t tell anyone on their teams what was going on and his people have been frantically trying to get his business affairs and finances in order.'

Justin is worth nearly $𝟐𝟔𝟓 𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐨𝐧 while Hailey hovers around $3 million.

Is he wearing a Kids In The Hall sweatshirt @r46?

There's 3 of us in this marriage!

Because she's a gold digger, we all have to suffer?

America has its share of problems these days, but Justin Bieber is looking at the glass half full because we've learned he's applying to become an American citizen.

Sources with direct knowledge tell TMZ ... Justin has applied for dual citizenship. He'll retain his Canadian citizenship, but he will become an American citizen as well.

When you think about it, it's no surprise ... J.B. spends most of his time in the U.S. and those ties will only get stronger when he marries Hailey Baldwin. We're told he has a deep love for the U.S. and an appreciation for this country, where he became extremely rich and successful.

Justin was born in Ontario, Canada but moved to Atlanta when he was 13. He's been grounded in the U.S. of A ever since.

As for the process ... there are 5 relevant steps:

-- Proof he has a right to be in the country. Justin does ... he has a green card.

-- File USCIS Form N-400 ... a formal request to start the naturalization process. BTW, it costs around $700, but we're guessing he can afford it.

-- Background check by the FBI and fingerprinting.

-- Citizenship interview. During the interview, Justin will have to answer questions about U.S. history and government and also prove he knows English.

-- Appear at an oath ceremony and pledge allegiance to the U.S.

He could renounce his Canadian citizenship, but we know he would not. Justin feels a deep connection to Canada. In fact, he just bought a massive, $5 million estate on 101 acres in Ontario.

Once an American citizen, Justin can vote and hold public office (except Prez or VP).

Her clothing is so pretentious. It appears to be the only thing she thinks she can grasp. Annoying AF.

r45

Only 24, I don't know why I thought he was older, I guess 'cause he started so young. But seriously, he doesn't look good for 24. I hope his marriage helps him out there.

Can you imagine their conversations? Bieber has had zero education. Like putting a thick layer of lidocaine all over your brain.

Dad please don't make me do this

I wonder if Hailey is overly hirsute like her uncles?

Justin is unable to sire babies.

Not up to date on bieber-abilia, but he's trans, right? I looked at the dick pix and you can see the surgical scars. So he's a lesbian with mental illness, right?

Yeah, this'll last.

Does that mean that him and pastor Carl are finally over?

OP, it did not mean Travolta or Liberace was straight.

I still wonder what a chromosome test on Biebs would turn up...

Why do they both appear to have dirty hair at R46?

It’s the surname r39. Model agencies have a “celeb children” section. They aren’t on the regular books like real models. That’s how the Willis sisters or the Penn kids get to claim they’re job is “model” despite most of them barely working as models.

Wow, he really hit the wall.

r61, are you one of those asscrackalley loons who thinks 75% of all celebrities are trans betasexkittens who mind-controlled by a satanic cabal?

Sorry OP. Hey were you lusting after him when he was a kid? Eeeew. Btw....you have no taste. He is FUCKING ugly now.

R66, why so transphobic? There’s nothing wrong with it.

Justine looks trans. So what. It’s not a bad thing...is it?

And what if he did someday come out as trans. How would that change anything?

* Justin

even my autocorrect thinks he was afab

Hailey looks like a zombie when she’s with him . . She’s a lesbian.

R:70’s photo He looks rough . Are the breakouts from drugs or testosterone? Do you really think he’s trans ? Just curious. I am starting to believe there’s a possibility and that’s why he seems so depressed and trying Evangelism, getting married and all. I have also never seen him in a fitted pair of pants or jeans or anything. Very odd . Either way, I feel sorry for him. He’s gotta be holding many secrets . His childhood must have been a mess.

Did he get a nose job at r70?

With him now living in NYC and soon moving to Canada, does that mean he's no longer with that cult church?

Best wishes, Mrs. Bieber -

I guess getting married is to distract from her bearding?

Anyone who truly thought he was gay was delusional

Pretty soon he’ll be hanging out with Corey Feldman.

r17, it's Stephen's daughter

Ok, thank you. Which is which, again?

Yes, r72, I really do think “he” is trans...the acne is probably from the cross sexy hormones.

Blocking hormones impedes brain development in youth.

Biebs is clearly mentally stunted.

And perhaps the chest tats conceal the mastectomy scars.

The one photos of him walking naked in waste deep water...was staged. It showed him with a decent cock & lots of pubic hair.

But the kid

1. Isn’t hairy 2. Is of the generation that shaves pubes

Someone on DL posted a pic of a fake dick that looked just like the one in Biebs’ supposed dick pic. It includes pubes to hide the glue lines.

“He” just doesn’t pass my BS sniffer.

R77, Justin is gay...a gay female.

My theory is he is not TRANS. I guess he was born intersex and his parents let figure out what gender he wanted to be and then the drugs made it happen. Also I don't think the recent appearance change is for the worse.If you didn't now what he looked like as a pretty boy, you would think this young man was basically attractive. Though the tattoos are not.

He’s a pretentious straight guy. He just dresses like a transgender hobo because he’s so ”alternative” and wacky. There’s not enough depth or introspection in him to do much else.

Not so sure of that, R86. It is aspects of physicality that suggest T, not clothes per se. She has a history of bearding and may be gay herself.

So, what lucky gal is Hailey seeing on the side?

Please tell me he ditched the cult and will lose his fortune the old fashioned way.

When was he last seen with his various preacher man sidekicks? Interesting that they were married in a courthouse.

Why did he destroy his body with those horrific tats? His entire torso is going to be just one big green smear by the time he's 35. Also, he looks as old as him mom now. That hair is falling out fast.

Seems there was a big falling out with Pastor Carl. Biebs used to hang with several other prosperity gospel preachers, yet was married by a judge. Hmmm.

There has to be a story there

Good. I hope he stays the hell away from that cult leader.

R94, et al, If you read my thread with the media links you'll know the pastor of LA's similar Zoe Church also claimed him. There's a picture of JB wearing Zoe Church's clothing line.

There’s video of him in Michigan at a Christian concert hugging fans and shaking really bad like a seizure? Ppl are saying it’s meth?

Or just doing it for attention. He’s such a tool.

There’s definitely something wrong—I like Justin.

He's far from ugly, though I agree he isn't attractive as he was. The tats are a generational thing, get over it grandpa.

Why was he clenching in the tweaking video (for those that saw it)?

Isn’t that branch of the Baldwin tree a bunch of born-agains? Stephen is the religious one, right?

Here’s a link to the Bieber shaking video. It’s very odd.

Yes, Stephen Baldwin is the born-again freak.

Here he talks about his conversion.

R104, Baldwin has done some preaching, possibly is a lay minister.

According to gossip, Hailey Baldwin was able to curtail JB's extreme drug use. Perhaps he needed a mother type figure, although she is younger, to be the stronger one.

Not really an appropriate role for a partner though, R105. Still think she is bearding.

R106, Maybe not appropriate but actually a lot more common than one might think. Hailey Baldwin is a far better influence than his ex-super greedy user of a pastor IMHO.

Uh—they both seem awful R107.

He had a whole cadre of pastors circling, not just the one. Although I think only one walked around in public with his shorts down to his dick.

He met Hailey Baldwin through these religious kooks.

Nah, that is not how Mendes met her, R110. She is a beard, perhaps some kind of handler as she seemingly replaced Pastor Carl (poor dear appears bitter, perhaps collections have declined?)

She has quite a list of former paramours, all with one thing in common.

Are we to believe THIS TIME it is true love and not another stunt? Lol.

I hope he is hapoy but he is more likely a mess.

OMG, Drake WORE HER NECKLACE U GUYS!

This stuff is planned for the tween set.

What do Hailey and Selena have in common?

R103 He's clearly tweaking. What a mess.

Not sure he will make it to the 27 Club. He needs rehab, not a lavender marriage.

What the hell are those spasms. I've never seen that before.

I think she is rather pretty. she definitely looks more like a model than Kendall Jenner

Funny, she is a beard too.

It looked like he was in pain—the clenching looked like a sharp pain. Was his heart racing? He has his hand on his chest.

It's proof JB was on meth. Supposedly HB got him onto oxy instead.

The repetitive hand motions suggest meth, R123.

He is worth a lot of money to a lot of people. Maybe that is why public attention is being diverted as he spins out.

Interesting post, R84. Not sure we will ever know one way or the other.

Kid needs to dial back the drugs, regardless.

Maybe he wants people to think he’s on meth. He’s so totally hardcore, don’t you know, despite still spouting nonsensical religious crap at the paparazzi.

On the other hand he’s started to get the same greasy weird vibe River Phoenix had in the end.

River Phoenix in My Own Private Idaho where he spent the whole movie without make up looking like shit.

The photo looks so staged and the posting and deleting is such PR. All the better to draw attention and focus it away from the serious drug problem the Biebs has exhibited in public. He has a lot of music out last year, tons of collabs. Anything this year? Losing looks and obvious drug problem, will Beibs make it to the 27 Club or not?

Is she the new Taylor Swift in terms of bearding?

She has give Swift and Gomez a run for the money.

She has Mendez and Drake all straightened up now. Taking on the may not be a guy drug addict Biebs should quiet rumors about both of them nicely...

My guess is, she is a dyke as so many of the pro beards seem to be. She looks way older than Mendez, and kind of hard, it is the jaw. He looks goofy.

The video where he is clearly tweaking is so, so sad. I'll be surprised if he sees 30.

Agree R133 and it is very sad. There is a creepy vibe from his dad and I imagine he was passed around in the business at a young age. This constant media drumbeat about Baldwin, in light of the video, just seems really exploitative.

[quote]The video where he is clearly tweaking is so, so sad.

Pfff. He was just being a weirdo thinking he was being funny.

Stephen's just happy Justin's bringing his $270 million dollars to the family via hailey.

That's going to help out a whole lot.

Damn you, R137! I spit my drink all over the screen!

r139, no you didn't. Why do people still post that? It makes you seem disgusting and insipid for repeating what amounts to an internet bumpersticker from 1994 and a liar and, also, obviously obese. Any time I see someone write that crap, my stomach turns.

Wonder if they will do a reality show?

R142 please explain your rant. Exactly who or what has you so riled up ?

God he looks female. I swear he’s a transman. Look at those skinny legs. Not hairy.

Maybe the tweaking is from all the medications he’s on to look male.

He does R145. He’s very female like.

"I thought he was going to die. I thought he was going to sleep one night and that he would have so much crap in his system that he would not wake up the next morning."

[quote]There’s video of him in Michigan at a Christian concert hugging fans and shaking really bad like a seizure? Ppl are saying it’s meth?

Definitely meth, what else could it be?

Has Justin had a chin implant or some other surgery? After the Purpose album something happened to his face.

[quote]This means hes str8 :(

What booger-eating morons thought he wasn’t?

I think "Dirtbag" Biber is HOT.

He got too much too young. The industry got him used abused and we see the results. Sad.

R144, she must be crushed that Biebs is off the market. That, or in desperate need of meds.

Wow, that is a feminine face in these photos.

Definitely self-destructive. He looks like a miserable dyke.

[Quote] Wonder if they will do a reality show?

They better not!

It would be so much more interesting than Ashlee and her gay husband. Although Justy and Evan are both fug.

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Why does Justin still have acne at almost 25?

He's getting sloppy with this well-known beard.

My dad still had acne at 73, when he died. Some of us are just greaseballs.

I hope Scooter tries to intervene if he hasn't already. What a tragedy if there is no one save him from this.

What R7 said. I can't stand his music or personality, but I admit for a short time he was the personification of twink perfection. Now it looks like he's going to age as badly as Aaron Carter.

[quote]This looks about as real as Harry Styles and beard/lez Kendall Jenner on a yacht.

This is very strange to me because NOTHING about that looks fake. Please tell me what I’m overlooking?

...And NO I'm not a frau.

It is the drugs, R166. And the molestation at a young age that the drugs are supposed to distract from...

According to Biebs, pedos run the music industry

What is seeking the truth? Is that some sort of Alex Jones thing? I see he’s featured on it.

No idea, R173, do you have a link?

He grew into adulthood the way Haley Joel Osmont did...butt ugly.

r172, that's imaginary, from the same Russian fantasy factory that fills CrazyDaysAndNights and QAnon and The_Donald. Grow some brains.

Hard to believe this was only 2 years ago. He looks like has lived hard since.

He is only 24, his body wasn't even finished growing fully two years ago.

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Can we nickname them Jaily?

What does this even mean?

Headed for a Britney level meltdown?

I’m rooting for Justin. I hope he finds peace soon.

He looks handsome to me. They are an attractive young couple, maybe they can be happy together?

Does not seem to be the case, unfortunately, R185. He was a mess, crying a lot, before the SG news and there was that weird tweaking episode caught on video. Baldwin and his various pastor handlers do not seem to be stabilizing him or reining him in. Sad. Likely childhood sexual abuse and incest that needs to be therapeutically addressed.

Justin has been away from music for too long now. The Purpose album feels like it was 4 years ago. Pop artists who take that long a break usually suffer. If he doesn't release a new album in Spring/early Summer of next year, he'll be forgotten. Even Taylor Swift has seen her popularity wane and she was only gone for 3 years.

[quote]-- Citizenship interview. During the interview, Justin will have to answer questions about U.S. history and government and also prove he knows English.

"Dammit! Oh, well."

r84 That is a VERY Interesting theory and I have to say I wouldn't be opposed to buying it. As you've pointed out, it would explain many things that don't "add up" about his body, as well as his VERY feminine features. Add to that that he reminds me of Miss Italy 2015 Alice Sabatini, and I'm actually considering this now