Kellogg's Llama Loops

I've been shopping around for a new cereal with glittery sprinkles and was wondering if any of you have tried Kellogg's Llama Loops?

No llamas were harmed during the making of this cereal.

They're fucking awesome. And super hard to find due to their limited edition bullshit. I'm hoping it's a sales ploy and you're at Kellogs. I just bought the last 3 boxes on Amazon for 10 bucks apiece. Make more fucking Llama Loops!

Based on my own research, I have discovered that Kellogg's Corn Pops and Honey Smacks become soggy within seconds. They have obviously messed with the recipe.

Golden Smacks are also about half the size they used to be and resemble generic-brand Golden Crisp now.

My Llama ❤️ Llama Loops !

I remember the days when they were called “Sugar Smacks”

I remember when they were called [italic] Froot Loops.

They are way better than Froot Loops. My favorite cereal and altho sugar is the first ingredient, no HFCS. They taste like Saturday mornings in the 80s. Now go make those fucking Llama Loops, OP.

Loaded with sugar but they are adorable! I've never seen this cereal in my local NYC markets.

I know what you're thinking...

Llama Loops, they should call them Llama Poops because that is what they taste like and don't ask me how I know what Llama Poops taste like.

Undoubtedly Aldi will have a store-branded version called Vicuña Hoops.

[quote]Golden Smacks are also about half the size they used to be

Golden Crisp? The Post version of Honey Smacks?

Kellogg's definitely did their homework coming up with the concept.

Llamas have been the new unicorns for the last couple years in the middle school world.

Don't llamas spit at people?

I must have my Dalai Lama Loops, with yak milk.

🦗 In my village they're called Locust Beans.

I love Llama Loops! Are they really going away? I haven't seen them at the store the last few times, but wasn't worried because a lot of stuff was out of stock, but they don't seem to be anywhere. This is Jello Pudding Pops all over again, isn't it?

[quote]This is Jello Pudding Pops all over again, isn't it?

Only without the serial rapist.

Can you taste the llama? I prefer Lucky Charms because you can taste the leprechaun jizz.

You guys are hysterical. None of these cereals are palatable and I can feel the sugar coursing through my blood like heroin when my husband buys anything sweeter than Cheerios.

Cereal recipes have changed over the years through changing manufacturing and distribution channels .

Most cereals today don't live up to your childhood memories of them. Cocoa Puffs, Honey Smacks, Trix, Count Chocula all taste like generic versions.

I don't eat cereal shit as they are processed food. Stop promoting this dangerous shit to the world.

R29 and yet here you are trolling Datalounge when you should be out promoting CHANGE

I didn't know cereal shat.

R27, that is why Llama Loops are so good.

Only the high fiber ones, r31.

My Llama Loops just arrived today. I will ration them out, they already went up 2 bucks in price.

You should've invested in them ... buy several carloads ... they could be the new Beanie Babies!

Cheapest one on Amazon is over $11; someone's charging almost $20. Ridiculous.

I bought a box of Fruit Loops about 10 years ago and they had so much sugar in them that they hurt my teeth. I ate two mouthfuls and had to throw out the box

And I love sugar, but that was horrible

They're cute, but I don't eat cereal generally. When I happen to, it's granola, or Wheetabix. There's a frozen Kefir place I like which has Fruity Pebbles as a topping, and I admit as a garnish, it's a delicious foil for the tangy-sour vanilla.

R37. It's out of stock. There are no more Llama Loops.

Isn't eating this cereal (and other Kelloggs' crap) the same as just pouring sugar down your throat?

Yes, R41.

Who the hell eats this awful shit?

I can't imagine a parent feeding this garbage to their kids. It would be tantamount to child abuse.

r40 Not out of stock for me. I was able to add it to my cart.

Placed my order; arriving Saturday. Of course something could go wrong between now and then, but I was definitely able to complete the transaction.

My Llama Loops are arriving today! So exciting! It's almost like Christmas morning!

Please do give us your review of them, R45.

Are they just really Fruit Loops?