The Fire Island Pines Chicken Tender Drama

This controversy is tearing the island apart this season. So this twink Troy Meaz visited the Pines and stayed in a share with roommates who were strangers to him, he got drunk and came home at 6am then took one of the other guest’s chicken tenders from their room and ate it. He only took one tender. The housemate then sent him a scathing text, which Troy then posted on Twitter and it exploded, went viral and now people on the island are threatening him. What do you think? Stealing one tender, big deal? Also, is he hot?

Why does that tweet have such a strange views:likes ratio? I thought that ratio was 100:1 on average, so 32 million:7 thousand seems very unusual.

R1 it got in the algorithm but people don’t like it because they don’t agree with what he did???

Possibly, R2. It is very disproportionate but he is in the wrong, I guess.

If it wasn’t a communal refrigerator and he entered someone’s private room to take food, it’s creepy.

He was also drunk at 6am, and maybe the door was open. It’s a little ridiculous to harp on it.

A topless twink & his tender

Troy Meaz is the Gay Superstar of our time! The new Dylan Mulvaney.

You don’t eat another man’ late night snacks. You just don’t. To do that and expect sympathy for his reaction? Oh, no. No.

I hate it when people take my take out. I can forgive if there are apologies and replacements the next day that are forthcoming without me playing detective. I am still pissed about roommate scenarios from years ago. It’s just this sign of having absolutely no social graces and it makes the taker seem like such a greedy glutton to me, I still think of those roommates and obese greasy loafs.

They’re still discoursing about this?

At Fire Island in 1993, I woke up in my buddy's fathers bed at 10am. His dad is Taiwanese-Chinese and he had his arms wrapped around me. I was staying 2 houses down with another work friend. Apparently, Tony's Dad and Uncle David "dived-bombed my Pearl Harbor" for hours, after I took a shower& crawled into bed with his Dad. I ate Chinese food that they made the night before& drank their whiskey while talking to Uncle David. I was at dinner with them at the home the night before, remembered the awesome food they cooked-prepared for us.

Did the food send you on a Bataan Death March to the shitter, r13?

He stole food from his housemate, bragged about it on the internet, and then shamed the housemate for getting mad.

r12 He lowkey looks vile and insufferable from a mile away.

Do we really need three links to Twitter in one thread? Don't give Elmo any more traffic so that the site dies sooner and he loses all $44 billion. Please post a screenshot of the tweet, or better yet, get an account on Threads, re-post it there and link away.

The word he was looking for is “single” or “one,” not “singular.” Bitch is just trying to sound literary about stealing food.

I have stated my boundaries, and I'm telling you now so I don't have to tell you later: replace the fucking chicken fingers you stole, you silly queen.

Thanks, OP. I desperately need other people's pointless drama in my life.

The situation does merit a vicious bitch slap, at the very least.

Hard to imagine this is tearing the community apart. Who’s defending the chicken thief?

I'm assuming he'll hire the Twinkin Lawyer.

Stupid little twink.

I HATE when people do something inconsiderate and shitty, then act like they're the aggrieved party when someone calls them out for it.

It's a big deal because you're a selfish twat who did something nasty on purpose. If the chicken tender had been in the frig or sitting on the kitchen counter, it would still be a jackass move to eat it. But, sneaking into someone else's room, it is so obviously being kept by that person for a reason. You're just an immature asshole for swiping it. It doesn't matter whether it was "just one" or an entire plate.

Don't swipe other people's food without asking. It's basic common decency. Dumb bitch.

I’m shocked!!! Bottoms eat?

Is the person shown at R6 a FTM? Weird scars in the breastal area . . .

But the nips don't look reconfigured, R29, so I'm going with implants.

Do they imagine no one notices the scars?

First of all, honey, you’re sharing a room with strangers, and not in a good way. Don’t go talking about that.

Twinkle, twinkle little star… hope they never see the scars

This is a Capital Offense! These fat whores here at Datalounge would brutally rape a man who stole their chicken tenders.

I don’t really understand renting a house with a bunch of people you don’t know. It’s basically like staying in a SRO “hotel” in the Bowery. Are New Yorkers so desperate to get out of the city that they’d bed down with complete strangers who will riffle through your things and steal from you, even if it’s something as insignificant as a chicken tender?

So far as the twink is concerned, he is at a minimum a dummy. Anyone who hides chicken tenders in their room is obviously keeping tabs on how many chicken tenders they have.

The hiding of food tells me that this isn’t the first time they’ve had people steal from them in this house, but that again begs the question of why anyone would put themselves in this position.

If you’re poor, don’t try to have a weekend beach place u til you can afford to live with, at a minimum, people you know and trust.

When you're 27 and have spent all your money on a shitty trip to Fire Island, you don't have money left for things like food, so it's no surprise this twink is freaking out about his missing tender. That one tender was his dinner!

They were all high on Molly, G, & Coke. There was no money left for food.