The thing on Rand Paul's head

It's too bad he's a homophobe because a gay stylist could help him out with that monstrosity

I believe it's called "The Mess Over" but I could be wrong.

Looks like he smells like hobo ass on a ripe July day.

Put on your wig hat, baby, cause we goin' out tonight!

I'm so sorry I ever saw that

I don't think it is anything the other part of her hair is longish too

It looks like a cat pissed in his hair.

He's proudly shared that he cuts his own hair. He needs some tutorial vids on that.

^ That rat's nest is nothing to be proud of

Her borrowed the dead possum from Joni Ernst's head for the night.

R12 Right. It was more of a humblebrag how thrifty and resourceful he is, rather than pride in how it looks.

He'd erase 15 years if he'd get a short, sharp haircut. The tossled youth thang looks macabre (and hide his hair oil).

Is he hiding a giant tumor under there?

I like that bit curling down the back to help cover up his growing bald spot. So fucking embarrassing. Actually, it's only embarrassing to people who see it, to AquaBuddha there, he thinks it looks fine.

Rand Paul - Don't mention the rat's nest on his head.

That's as complicated as Trump's girly combover to hide the bald

Oh Rand, that hair looks like you’ve just been randy.

Chip off the old blockhead: Ladies and gents, the Ron Paul Chia Head is what every tasteful and contemporary fascist home demands.

His neighbor needs to grow a pair and walk over to Rand's house and beat him in the head with a tube sock full of nickels.

That hair alone was cause enough for the ass kicking he recived from his studly neighbor.

I always assumed he wore a wig he bought at CVS.

But that is such a greasy mess, it is disgusting.

It is obvious that he pulls his hair through a cap to "frost" it with yellow highlights.

does he dye it himself too? looks like a bird's nest from the front.

I've posted about his nasty hair on DL before. he must wear a wig

His pillowcase must look like the floor of a Jiffy Lube.

We call that the 2022 Lady Diana Spencer.

He must smell so bad *down there*

R20, that's hilarious 😂

He;s not only afraid of needles, he's apparently afraid of soap and water too!

r37, no men's wig has white roots with ombre dye growing out.

R34, but have you seen his hair from the front?! It's so fucking disgusting and horrible looking

R24 - you take that back or we will bite your ankles VICIOUSLY.

That’s what you get when you use scrotum hair for your transplant

Why is it so filthy? I've seen homeless schizophrenic stewbums who had better hygiene. There is no excuse for that. That's not mousse, it's muck.

Antivaxxers all have poor hygiene, R38.

I’ve always assumed it was a toupee; are you trying to tell me it’s not?