Zilv, Kai, Rourke n deez heaux

So I recently discovered the Zilv & Rourke Rona Era drama and this hilarious thread. To be honest I thought Rourke and Kai were the same femboi never looked too closely.

So what's new birches? Evidently they still have an "X" account. Was poor Rourke really rich and letting Zilv dig his gold? Is Kai going to have hormone treatment soon? Is Zilv gonna pull a DiCaprio pretty soon? Did Rourke move on to another daddy or found employment by pounding the pavement? The fresh tea is brewing and moma's mug is ready to be cradled.

That thread has 3 or 4 posts.

There are lame attempts to start a thread, and then there’s this feeble effort. Op sounds like a tween writing from Omaha…