What does dick smell like?

You guys seem to endlessly discuss how awful pussy smells. We need to have a serious discussion on what exactly penises smell like.

Chicken . . . oh wait, that's what does dick taste like? Uhhhhhh . . .

Must, sweat, piss, and semen. And that's after a long day of being out and about.

Urine? At least immediately after urination...

That's not fucking true if you wipe after peeing.

You're killing my fantasies of spontaneous sex.

If you're circumcised, there's very little smell. Now, balls, on the other hand...

“I wouldn’t suck your lousy dick if I was suffocating, and there was OXYGEN in your BALLS!”

Summer’s Eve, rosemary herbs and mint oil.

Penises are beautiful and have a neutral smell.

Only bad dicks smell like cheese, r18.

Dick doesn't reek like pussy. For stater we don't bleed down there on a monthly basis. Secondly, men don't usually get UTIs or bladder infections. Lets be honest, pussies stink. Vaginosis is real thing. I can smell it a mile away when some stinky frau is walking by my cubical.

I love how, when you’re about to have sex with a guy and you’re getting undressed, the scent of musk wafts into the air when you both pull your underwear down. It’s so fucking hot and gets me hard as a rock.

Just another reason why men are so fucking sexy.

After being in OP's ass dicks will smell like urine, feces, blood, sweat, and tears.

Very fresh and firm. Hard to separate the taste from the scent. Silky smooth yet hard ....maybe the scent of a lovely shell you found on the beach, rinsed numerous times, then patted dry with a clean cotton cloth.

The scent of possibilities

R21 I was at Walmart earlier shopping and sat down for a bit so my nose was at crotch level and my fucking god! the smell of stanky vaginaes walking by literally had me in tears. I guess every lady decided to have their periods all at once. Was there a full moon today?

Cut dick smells like nothing because, well, it's cut. This is great if desexualized genitalia neutered of its masculine olfactory qualities is your thing because of social conditioning that androsterone scented male is unpleasant.

Uncut dick, on the other hand, smells fucking amazing. 🐷

R5, that is such a hot scene. Clive Owen's dick is heaven.

Dick smells like pussy. I'm not talking about after its been in a pussy.

My nice store-bought dick has been overlooked for awhile. Should I throw it away or have someone else taste it, first? How long does dick last?

Depends on the vintage and breeding, OP.

Rancid pee.

But if you really want the dick you get in there anyway.

Sweat, sometimes cum. If unwashed it smells a little bit like fish, just like vaginas.

Sometime I get penile discharge that smells like a corpse.

R39 Sometime I writes like a brain damaged fucking tard. Please kills me now.

[quote] Must, sweat, piss, and semen.

MUSK is the word you're looking for, dear. Musky.

"Musty" smells like Grandma's attic.

Smells like yummy sweaty lollipops or sad toilet. Depending on the situation. Word to the wise, drip dry doesn't cut it if you're expecting company.

"MUSK is the word you're looking for, dear. Musky. "Musty" smells like Grandma's attic."

You've obviously never been anywhere near my husband.

For you sad fat whores who keep saying it smells like pee or poop?

Find a better class of dude to fuck around with, because it never smells like that for most of us.

[quote]"Musty" smells like Grandma's attic.

And other things.

r20 is Glynda the good fairy.

It smells the way it looks.

[Quote] If unwashed it smells a little bit like fish, just like vaginas

If washed, nothing ever smells like anything very much. Dick, pussy, whatever. That's one of the points of washing. So dick smells like pussy. So what are gays here going on and about pussy smell then? Poor Cheryl.

And that the hell does "sad toilet" smell like? How can a commode be sad? Toilets don't have emotions.

r48, Whoa. Definitely could've done without that visual

Vanilla during the week, coconut on the weekends.

R48 please do not post pics of dingleberries. TIA.

I live for the smell of being nose-deep in a guy’s bush whilst I have his dick in my mouth. Dicks don’t really smell of anything, but that musky pube and ball sweat is to die for. Merry Christmas, whores! x

The cut ones were always the stinky ones, not uncut. Go figure.

How much longer are you going to keep pushing the "uncut dick doesn't smell" bullshit? Uncut dick has more places for bacteria to grow than cut. Stop this already.

[quote]Toilets don't have emotions.

Speak for yourself!

R56 hasn't tasted a penis since he was an alter boy.

R58, I have tasted dick from every country, uncut and cut. More chance that uncut will have an odour.

Usually like Irish spring

Dick cheese is awful. Worse yet, I encountered it when blowing a guy who was a freaking RN. Talk about awkward, I had to stop and call him out on that, and end the encounter.

Dicks don't smell like sad toilet you stupid motherfuckers.

Oprah’s sweet potato pie.

The question should have been “what do balls smell like?” For me, they smell like a man’s essence...musky with a little sweat and notes of spice. Forget teabagging: for me, heaven is having a man rub his balls and drape scrotum all over my face.

What about the anus? What does it smell like? I dare you to explain.